If I could talk

I would tell my sister a few things:

Stop putting rubberbands on my wrists when I am sleeping.
Stop shoving the paci in my mouth, I don't want it.
Stop pushing my swing so hard that I get sick and spit up all my formula on my onesie.
Stop saying that I pulled your hair.
Stop trying to look at my poop everytime Mommy changes my diaper.